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Confucious Says
Chinese Wisdom, translated:-)
Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.�
Man who run behind car get exhausted.�
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.�
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.�
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.�
Man with one chopstick go hungry.�
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.�
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.�
War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.�
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.�
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.�
It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.�
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.�
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.�
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